Whenever my dad wants my sister or I to remember an incident in which we have done something he plans on punishing us for in the future (never happens), he says, “Write it in your books.” I guess we are supposed to write it down, so that whenever we do get punished, (again - never) we can refer back to what we wrote and not act like we didn’t know it was coming. I’m going...
Getting over dressed to hang out with my girl.
buttahlove: sequin-stuffed: That’s how we do it! *flips hair*
i got my package today!
my compression suit came in the mail today! just tried it on - shit is tight, but surprisingly comfy & I instantly saw the difference it made. y’all ain’t ready! this one is to sleep in. I’m going to order one to work out in, too. now, some people have issues with women who use compression suits to shape their bodies. these issues will be addressed in the new blog =)
No change of circumstances can repair a defect of character.– Ralph Waldo Emerson
I’m really not picky about “looks” when it comes to dating. I will date a guy that isn’t “good-looking” to most people because we can’t help how God made us. I judge a man based on the shit he CAN control. If the man presents himself well (this is where his sense of personal style comes in), has excellent hygiene, and approaches me with respect, I will...
How Nollywood movies transition between scenes.
nollywoodgifs: At the end of a conversation When someone dies Just finished having sex At the end of an arguement Coming back from church Coming back from the witch doctor Someone was kidnapped
trust me. I'm a doctor.
just randomly felt my tattoo (which I got in January)… and it is raised… so you know I had to consult the holy book of the innanets, Google, to diagnose myself. apparently, an already healed tattoo can swell & itch if there are sudden changes in the weather (check), you put too much lotion on it (possible check - I use a lot of lotion in general), it is exposed to sun for a long...
thegirles: smokedrinkfuck: CAN YOUR MAC DO...
I was just in the same small room with Jesse Boykins III. I couldn’t bring myself to introduce myself to him, though. I was not prepared. Next time, though, Jesse. Next time.
There’s a special place in hell for men who convince women their intuition is...– dream hampton (via dreamhampton1)
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?– Lily Tomlin
zami: emotionaltaxandfee: dpat:iam-rob-gordon: this is the funniest meme i’ve ever seen. i can’t stop. tears. love! lol
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