June 2012
May 2012
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If You're Pretty and You Know it... STFU.
I’m going to keep this one short and fairly simple. If you think that you are attractive, shut up about it. If others find you attractive, I’m sure that they’ll inform you. The fact that you feel this way is fantastic, but constantly broadcasting that you feel this way about yourself will cause your head to swell, therefore making all your self-proclamations null and void. I...
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BFUWGU (Best Friends Until We Grow Up)?
Friendship was so simple in elementary school. You walked up to the person who intimidated you the least, and before asking her what her name was, you popped the question - “do you wanna be my friend?” From then on, you had each others’ back, saved each other seats at lunch, gave each other $0.50 when the other didn’t have enough money on Ice Cream Day, told each other...
“privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.”
– judge mathis, speaking the truth (via thatprettyoddfeminist)
facts on facts on facts
(via dumbthingswhitepplsay)
That Nigerian Kid: Okay, okada mercy, your babe,... →
thatnigeriankid:
I’m in that Humma jeep wit your gyel, and she wan tosh me (4x)
Ok, Drop am for the floor make that yansh shake. Chai, you for make the ground move, that’s an yansh quake I don build compound top your yansh das a yansh state Roll my puff puff on it that’s a yansh tray Chinwe, Chinwe, dont we…
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"Theory of the Bench"
My musical soul mate Bro J. and I have had many a Blackberry Messenger conversation about relationships and why women are sucky people. During one of these conversations, I presented him with one of my many dating theories entitled “The Bench”. This theory enables both men and women to date as much or as little as they wish without ever getting bored. Below, I present to you my bench...
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Introduction
…and then there was E, and He saw that she was good. No, excellent. Since I’m making this up, let’s upgrade me. Let me begin by informing you that I am never in my right mind, nor am I in my left. I accepted my insanity a long time ago and I don’t want help. Life is more fun this way. I’m blogging for one reason only - money. I figure that if I put my mind to it,...
